Reality TV shows
$6 cups of coffee
Alimony
People who don’t get
People who think their college football rivalry is bigger than Alabama v. Auburn
Yes men
It girls
The French
That lo-carb hamburger with lettuce as the bun. Come on man!
College students yelling down speakers they disagree with in the name of “free speech”
Republicans obsessive ties to the right wing of the church. Everything in moderation I say.
The “fairness doctrine” and anyone who supports it.
The crowd at a Rob Thomas concert
Traffic Court. Guilty until proven innocent. No doubt.
Conserving mileage to get better “resale value” on your car
Rap Metal
People who believe the guy when he tells you he never masturbates.
Guys who never masturbate.
PETA
That “Girls Gone Wild” guy… no wait, actually he is pretty smart.
Women who don’t go after their ex’s for child support because they “just want them out of there lives” It’s the law. Get the money!!
People who think a presidential order of Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton would be a vote for “change”
Wearing baggy pants around your legs so your underwear shows.
People watching MSNBC
American Idol. I mean, aren’t these just vocal models? Give me a songwriter over a singer any day.
Balloon payments
Hostesses who seat four guys in a waiter’s section, and who seat 4 ladies on their lunch hour in the cute young waitresses section. Cute girls for guys. Cute guys for girls. It just works.
The fact you pay taxes on money given to you by family members. Huh? Isn’t this my money to give? Hasn’t it already been taxed? The answer to both is YES.
Those graphic tees and polo shirts. In 15 years we will look back and laugh. Horrible. Plus its GUYS wearing these… dudes, fashion trends are for girls.
“No Blood for Oil” bumper stickers. Seriously – if we wanted the oil we could easily take it… but last I checked I paid $2.99 a gallon. Typical liberal tripe.
Absentee parents
Guys who don’t like AC/DC
Girls who like guys who don’t like AC/DC
Smear merchants.
Fruitcake
K-Fed
Once a week trash pickup.
John Edwards. Really. Stop, look and listen.
Those hands free cell phone things in people’s ears. You look ridiculous. Forever.
Most poetry
Stand up comics who refer to their newborn kids to garner applause
Atlanta Braves stealing the FSU Seminole “chop”
Taking a baby to the movies
Not leaving when the baby starts crying
Neckties. When you really stop to think about it.
Check out by 11am - Check in after 3pm
Women offended by guys checking them out when wearing skimpy stuff
All those bread choices at SUBWAY ®
Moveon.org
The IRS not taxing MediaMatters.org
FreeCell. But I still love it!
Businesses not yet on MySpace
Pro Wrestling. Except for the silicon parade.
Minimum balance requirements
Modern art
People who have never read the U.S. Constitution
Airplane seatbelts
Texting while driving
Companies who allow employees access to YouTUBE, MySpace or any other time wasting highly addictive web sites!
Handkerchiefs
Large Yellow Pages ad budgets
The 9 to 1 ratio of Black Americans who vote Democrat. 60-70 years and nothing has changed. Empty promises. Dems take them for granted. Don’t let them anymore. Think. Decide. Vote accordingly.
That first STAR TREK movie. The second one was awesome!
Letting George Lucas direct the 3 new STAR WARS movies
Day trading
Guys who don’t like boobs
People who don’t know who Pete Yorn is.
The broadcasting of the National Hockey League draft on sports radio
Every single program on UniVision. But the girls are hot.
Prostitution is illegal.
The McCain-Feingold Act
1 comment:
Subway bread choices? Really? That's never really bothered me...
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